The problem

I dislike cold food. Unless its meant to be cold, like fruit, dessert, soggy vegetables/boiled vegetables. Yet recently I have been eating non stop meals of cold-food.

I need a solution. I need a food warmer. But one that can keep that 'fresh' taste on the food. Someone please invent it and send it to me so I can use it. Im too lazy to invent something like that. Plus the mental capacity required to do it would probably be too much for my brain to handle. If you could, try not to make it run on mains power or batteries... something else... like say... solar or wind power would be great.

As mentioned. I will not suffer alone.

[Collect your FREE plate of boiled cabbage.]

To collect it, send me any expensive wine or slabs of fresh kobe beef and I'll return an equivalent plate of boiled cabbage.