egilnsh is a fnnuy lnaugge

Greetings everyone.

If its one thing I hate working with - its thread.

1) Thread cannot be eaten (we're talking synthetic thread here, I might eat cotton)
2) Thread makes you blind (you squint so hard till your eyes squash themselves)
3) Thread snaps at the wrong time, which can cause you to ricochet into a wall
4) Cotton thread just isnt as tasty as corn. I even tried to butter it, didnt help much with the taste (oily cotton isnt THAT nice)

In a completely unrelated note (much like most of these posts anyhow) today I bring to everyone free cookies to go with that free hot chocolate (woohoo)

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After you have clinked on the unliked text, go down to the nearest Mrs Fields store and buy the flavour of your choice (money not included. Neither is transport. But I dont mind helping you eat it)