Got to pluck the corn from the sky

Greetings

This week is almost over. Goody.
Today is one day where I was wondering about the taste of lead. However, I fear lead poisoning. Perhaps if I washed it down with something to help clear it up. Hmmm...how bout wax?

I figured it would be best not to try. So defeated I decided to eat chocolate. I wonder if I could make my own chocolate at home...I'd need a coco tree. Not a nata de coco tree..I dont want to make jelly.

As I ponder upon this crazy fact of life...let me introduce todays food.

[Click here to collect your free packet of peanuts]

To collect them, buy an airplane ticket, and ask the friendly ladies on board for your packet of peanuts.

Gojilla!

Greetings,

Mr. Goodisgrass here has not been in the best of health lately. Looks like I need to infuse myself with medicine. I think I subconsciously said no to a wonderful breakfast this morning. Thus Im sitting here chewing tablets.

In anycase I shall not wallow in misery alone.

[Click here for free bitter herbs.]

After you have clicked on the unparsed link, you may eat soap till you feel it resembles bitter herbs.

Earwax.

Greetings people.

Today I was just wondering about adhesive substances. And then it dawned upon me....

There are better things that I should be doing besides wondering about adhesive substances. Such as wondering if coloured ink tastes better.

I hear from some of my friends that this is a period where people eat mooncakes. How people manage to bring back enough moon every year to make the cakes is beyond my imagination. But I imagine thats how the astronauts in the spaceships gain enough weight to crash through the atmosphere. Apparently, the paste in the cakes are made out of grounded moon rock. Its quite a shame that the moon rock kids have to be grounded, it gets boring.

In anycase todays food will not be a moon cake.

[Click here to collect some vanilla ice cream.]

In order to get this ice cream, I suggest you buy a cookbook, look for the recepie and make it yourself.

Chicken Rice War of the Worlds.

Greetings everyone.

It has been a tiring week. Yes a weak week. But I dont blame the days. They just have'nt been eating their multi vitamins in the morning. If you happen to hear this coming Monday scream, it would be my fault...I will be administering a vitamin shot to help boost its strength.

Alas people, before I can give out free food..I must ask for some help... answer this survey and the food will be yours.

Q1. What do you think of corn?
[] Tasty
[] I need my daily shot of corn, otherwise I will burst into flames and spontaneously combust.
[] What is corn?

Q2. Have you considered eating grass?
[] In fact I have eaten grass and have found it to be distasteful.
[] I tried eating the grass on the other side. Its not much nicer.
[] Yes.

There we go. Once you have taken this survey, please collect (as requested) your free chicken rice.

[Free Chicken rice here! Get it while stocks (pun intended) last]

After you have clicked on the link to collect it, please remember to go to a vendor and purchase your chicken rice. Someone had asked for cucumbers on the chicken rice. Sadly all my cucumbers are in the trash can at the moment.

To those of you who loveeeeeeeeee to advertise

Greetings everyone,

As of late, I have realised that some people have been commenting on the comments bit with ads.
I think that its cool. But I think it would be cooler if you could leave your blog address behind so that I can advertise on your blog too. Thanks.

In a completely unrelated note, illusion is the theme for today. Therefore, for those of you who want to collect your free food from the blog please, note that its gonna be an illusion.

[Heres your *ahem* free martini today]

To collect it, imagine it in your head. Pull it out from thin air, and PRETEND to drink it.

If you made wine with muddy feet, what would you get?

Yesterday was an interesting day.

Once my razor starts cutting off skin along with my beard it means its time to change the blade. Yet I sometimes forget to change it till I peel off more skin the next day.

In the same way, sometimes I forget to charge my handphone until it dies on me when I need it most.

Its a good thing I dont forget to change car wheels when they pop.

Todays food:

Cucumber salad.

[Collect your free cucumber salad here.]

After you collect it, please remember to buy a cucumber, shred it to bits and throw it away. I hate cucumbers.

egilnsh is a fnnuy lnaugge

Greetings everyone.

If its one thing I hate working with - its thread.

1) Thread cannot be eaten (we're talking synthetic thread here, I might eat cotton)
2) Thread makes you blind (you squint so hard till your eyes squash themselves)
3) Thread snaps at the wrong time, which can cause you to ricochet into a wall
4) Cotton thread just isnt as tasty as corn. I even tried to butter it, didnt help much with the taste (oily cotton isnt THAT nice)

In a completely unrelated note (much like most of these posts anyhow) today I bring to everyone free cookies to go with that free hot chocolate (woohoo)

[Congrats! You're the 100000000000000000001st visitor, please collect your free cookie by clicking here.]

(note that if u reload the page, you will STILL be the 100000000000000000001st visitor. AMAZING!)

After you have clinked on the unliked text, go down to the nearest Mrs Fields store and buy the flavour of your choice (money not included. Neither is transport. But I dont mind helping you eat it)

what a scary game.

I just happened to chance upon this creepy flash game. (And if you're wondering its not about old people flashing or anything.)

Its some game where you enter this dilapidated house and click random stuff till creepy things happen. After I saw a decapitated boys head fly past my screen I decided to burn the computer.

In other news...I realise that there has not been much posted material on my blog lately. I shall make it up to anyone who has been reading my site. Here, have a cup of hot chocolate.


[Free cup of hot chocolate]


In order to drink this digital hot chocolate, just go to your nearest store, buy a packet of hot chocolate and drink it for yourself. Its really easy!