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Greetings to all.

I apologise for the long delay. During this period of time, I was busy shovelling ice off Santa's house. The pay is bad. But at least he's gave me an extra lump of coal in my Christmas sock.

I repaid the favour and sent it back to him on New Years day.

But not before consuming some of the coal. It worked wonders for my stomach. The elves tasted funny. (No, I just took nibbles off their arms.)


For this new Year and festive season....I present...

[Click here to collect your free jug of vodka]

After you click the link, go to a chemist store, buy pure alcohol, mix it with water, distill it, pour it away and let it fester for a few days. After which drink it, go to the hospital, pay for your bills, and show me the recepit. I'll give you a glass of vodka.