Interview.

Hello folks.

Today I had an interview from Chief Bulldog.

Q: Aha...so who is this Chief?
A: Some person who writes good blog stuff.

Q: I see.
A: Yes. And for the record....corn is tasty.

In other news, I was trying to save the world today from giant robots with my own group of giant robots. But I had the older models, where they couldnt afford transmittors, so we had giant speakerphones attached to the robots which emitted sounds so loud that it could level a small fishing village. (Because the sound upsets giant kraken-esq fish in the sea which jump and land on the village.)

In more sane news I learnt that if I ate enough watermelon seeds, a tree would sprout from my head. (Yes I know there's no such thing as a watermelon tree. Watermelons are from sponges in the ocean.)

I think I feel some twigs beginning to sprout.

yodellleeehiiihuuuuuu

greetings to everyone.

Today I realised that kid shows can by psycho. Sometimes they do things for no reason at all.

"Hi (insert random common name), what are you doing today?"

"Oh hi! I am building a train track for my toy trains. Hey let's go eat a sandwhich."

"Hooray! (random common name) After we eat the sandwhich let us go to the beach!"

"Oh thats a great idea!"

Then the train track is never mentioned for the rest of the show. And the theme would probably be something like apples.

the FAQ strikes back

Here is part two of my predicted questions.

2. Why use this template? You obviously have no technical/artistic skill.
A: Yes. Also, I cannot be bothered to copy and paste one (it takes a lot of skill...)

1. Why the hell did you put question 1. where 2. should be?
A: Who ever said two should be put second? And I thought it would be nice to have a change of view. (I was also too lazy to change it after I saw the mistake.)

3. What do you like to eat?
A: Candied Bricks. Actually I like meat. But Corn is not bad too.

4. Where are you from?
A: The planet earth. It is third planet from the sun in the solar system. I live on one of the rock masses.

5. Do you have a job?
A: If unemployment counts as a job...I sure do.

6. Are you a starwars fan?
A: No. Although I do like the lightsabres. Which reminds me, flourescent lamps look like lightsabres.

7. ?
A: Huh?

There we go. I believe that should cover most of it. I shall start posting soon (which could possibly anytime from now till *gasp* tomorrow). Farewell.

well well well....wot 'ave we 'ere

hello everyone and welcome to corn.

I have attempted to predict some questions and will now answer them. [This will save time/money as I will not need to log on to my email (which you guys wont find anyhow) and reply.]

1. Hey man, why on earth did you create this blog?
A: Because it is not in space, so I created this on earth.

2. Why did you title your blog corn?
A: Corn is tasty.

3. What kind of stuff will you post?
A: Stuff in my daily life................that people arent interested in anyway.

4. Don't you have anything better to do?
A: Yes.

5. Then........?
A: Corn is tasty.

There we go. This should hopefully reduce the mail I receive by tenfold. Although in actual fact, I receive no mail on the average. So ten multiplied by zero is zero.

Good Day to you all.